a Very important message from Nathan Fillion

Soulmates: Dorothy Parker and Lil’ Kim

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I read Cracked.com columns pretty regularly but not many of them tickle me as much as this one did.  Daniel O’Brien openly acknowledges that he’s just making stuff up.  My favorite pairing was Lil’ Kim and Dorothy Parker but the Soulja Boy and Stephenie Meyer comparison was pretty funny too.

XKCD & Wikipedia

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XKCD on Wikipedia.

The alt text reads:

Wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at “Philosophy”.

It works for Jell-O,  Hello Kitty, and snot.

Related articles

• XKCD’s Tetris Heaven for real (boingboing.net)

two kinds of people

A Softer World webcomic via I forget.  This one was particularly funny.

Sinister Board Games

Cracked.com had an article on classic board games with sinister origins.  Must-read.

3 fun facts:

#1 People were playing the Game of Life before the Civil War began.

#2 Snakes and Ladders  taught religious virtue to Hindu children.

#3 Hasbro needs to reissue Clue/Cluedo with the bomb and the shillelagh (and a flame-thrower for good measure).

Sensuous Warm-Chest aka Justin Bieber

A Valentine’s Day mushy nickname generator.

Justin Bieber = Sensuous Warm-Chest

Taylor Swift = Lickable Twinkle-Tummy

Michael Cera = Cuddly Sexy-Ears

Keira Knightly = Dizzy Thunder-Lips

Megan Fox = Scrummy Chocolate-Ears

Pondering Bella & Edward’s sex lives

Via Bookshelves of Doom – Which of these five sex positions will Edward and Bella attempt on their wedding night? -  here is the article’s suggested soundtrack.

videos – smell like them

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naked mail carrier

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Heard this story on the radio.  Seems a mail carrier in Wisconsin delivered the mail in the nude to cheer up a “stressed” woman.

Radio commenter said (in a tone of sudden comprehension), “That’s why they call it junk mail!”

 

No one would ever get the wrong idea

Over at Kirkus reviews, Rebecca Cramer pulls lines from Here’s the Situation “written” by Mike Sorrentino.

My impression is that he’s a sensitive soul, too good for this world.